How to Know When Project Management Has "Arrived"
Has project management arrived as an accepted practice? How will we know when it has arrived? I learned the answer to that question recently. The answer is:
We will know when project management has arrived as an accepted practice when jokes are told about the practioners.
Pilots have their own jokes that have been tossed around for years such as:
Any landing you walk away from is a good landing.
Or the PA announcement after a particularly hard landing: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Anchorage, Alaska. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate."
So lighten up a little bit and start some jokes about project management such as:
Man walks into a...
The project manager walks into his
boss' office and says, "Here is the bottom line budget needed for the
success of the project."
The boss says, "What can you do for half the money?"
The project manager says, "Fail."
The boss says, "When can you get started?"
The project manager says, "I think I just did."
-- from Jokester.com
The Genie
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
And...
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
You can read more at http://www.cvr-it.com/PM_Jokes.htm.
Happy project piloting...


